Greetings all and welcome to the Complaints Department, I’m your guide the always angry T-Hawk.
Shall we dive right in to the complaint box?
I spoke with a very good friend of mine today and he was distressed over something, and it’s rather odd because I was angry over this not a few days before. This seems to be an ongoing issue with not just him and myself but with several other of the people that I talk to, and the issue my friends is women.
Can you remember back in elementary school, back in the days when the only thing you thought about girls was that they where disgusting? You would throw rocks at them, chase them around the playground and general try to gross them out as much as possible. You would always do this but then it would all change, there would be one girl that you would chase more often, and then you would always go after her. You didn’t know why but you really wanted to annoy this one girl, you didn’t really care what she thought about you, all you knew was that this was your target.
Wasn’t it so much simpler back then when you liked a girl, hell you didn’t even know that you liked her, and if you got her you had no sweet clue what to do with her. Not only that you were so shy that you would never get up the nerve to speak to a girl and tell her how you felt. Simple times my friends, simple times.
Flash forward to high school, oh shit now it’s all hitting the fan, your hormones are on fire, you are looking for any girl that will give you the time of day and, of course, all the girls seem to be taken with the “bad” boys.
It seems that women never know what they want in our high school days, but does this mean they know what they want now? Hell no!
When we were in high school it was always the asshole that they wanted to date. I can remember all of them now, walking around with this aura of what we thought, at the time, was this untouchable essence of coolness, which it turns out was just the smell of ignorance and taint of being an asshole all mixed together. At the time none of us could figure out what it was and, frankly, I still have no clue what attracted them, both now and still today, to that type of guy.
Please somebody, help me to understand this…why is it that women love it when a man is a shit head loser who is going to spend the rest of his life working at the Esso making $10.50 an hour and will only come home, get drunk and beat you? This has always pissed me off, and the things that really pisses me off is when you talk to them and they admit, fully, that you are right, that so and so is back for them, then they go off and find another guy just like the last one and they fall for it all over again.
In the meantime my friend and me are left on the sidelines, waiting around, told constantly by ever ‘nice’ girl that I was a “Very nice guy” and that, “You will find someone”. Well, hey, here’s a thought, did you ever think that maybe the reason that I was talking to you in the first place was because I liked you? I don’t need to be told that I will find someone, shit I know that already, I want to be told that either you like me or tell me to move on.
I have come to believe that it isn’t attraction that is coming between people like me or my good friend but something else, maybe these women are so used to the “bad boy” type that they almost refuse to try something different…why? Wouldn’t it be nice to be respected as a person instead of just a trophy to be brought out at the proper time, displayed and then put back in the room and told to be good?
The main thing that pisses me off about the opposite sex is that they never know what they want, they say they want a guy with a sense but they aren’t really sure about that. They say the want a guy that will act like a ‘real’ man, but then they scream at him for looking at a woman passing by.
But the one thing that really, and I mean really, pisses me off is when they know that someone likes them and instead of telling them to either move on to try something they just stay silent. That is the worst fucking thing that I can think of, you know this person is out there and you know that they have rather strong feelings for you and yet you say nothing. You women, I know that some men are guilt of this same little crime, who do this are the scum of the Earth, you might think that it is funny to play with other peoples emotions but don’t you worry, it will come around and get you sooner or later.
But here is my thought, my novel idea, all you men and women out there take a good long look in the mirror and then sit there and think, ask yourself are you really THAT good of a catch. Ask yourself if your standards exceed your worth, ask if you have been missing out on a really great relationship because you think so highly of yourself.
I guess that is really a novel idea isn’t it? To try something different, to talk to those people you thought were so under you.
Oh and one final thing, if you are one of those people out there that know that someone that has feelings for you, say something for fuck sakes, don’t just lead them on, just either give them a chance or say something to them.
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